The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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