I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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