Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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