you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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