Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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