i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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