I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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