i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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