She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
