She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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