She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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