from now on my penis is your penis
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i will never coherently bang her
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
