Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
