Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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