omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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