My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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