fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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