Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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