Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
