ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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