Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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