this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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