That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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