his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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