How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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