Can Purell be used as lube?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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