i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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