so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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