1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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