You're my little dorito
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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