how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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