Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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