I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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