I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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