Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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