so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
as a side note pls kill me
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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