I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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