god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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