what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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