Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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