Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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