He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
