if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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