u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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