He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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