so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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