why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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