I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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