this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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