I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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