I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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