Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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