that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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