So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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